Kangaroo RIPPED

Here’s a picture of a Kangaroo Jack. Why did I call him Kangaroo Jack? Because he is JACKED. What is the first thing you notice? For me, it was the intimidating stare the kangaroo was looking at the camera and the next thing i notice are his biceps. Look at that! They’re HUGE. He’s RIPPED. Just look at it! You can see his vein popping up, like he was posing for the camera. Just looking at him gives me the shivers.

I can see him saying: “Hey kid, what are YOU looking at” *Gives intimidating look and FLEXES his left bicep*

Fun Fact: How did I determine whether this Kangaroo is a male or a female?

Question of the day: If this kangaroo gets into the ring with Mike Tyson, who would be the winner?

(Source: tinyfacts.net)


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  7. tutmondigo answered: I wouldn’t want to get in the ring with Tyson if I had ears that big. Jack would totally win though.
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